Even you, Frumpy McFrumperson can become a socialite!

A lot of people ask me how I've been able to make connections in the Nightlife world in order to never wait in line, secure myself a VIP table, and have free flowing drinks and champagne all night.

With these three easy steps, even Frumpy McFrumperson can become Hottie McHotstuff.

1. I'd like to take this moment to thank my incredibly charismatic and beautiful entourage. Without them, I don't think anything could be possible. On my own, I would be nothing. Girls, you make my party life glamorous and my champagne glass full.

Every great party go-er has an entourage: Paris Hilton and her bff's, P.Diddy and his crew, Lindsay Lohan and her cocaine, etc.

One great way to be remembered is find yourself a group of friendly, good looking girls. A group of girls is always noticed and the funner you are the more you are rememebered, and the more you are remebered always equals free stuff! ;)

2. This may sound like common sense, but when you are out BE YOURSELF. (Unless you are some snotty boring bitch, then don't. For the sake of my buzz, act like someone fun.)

One thing I love about my friends is that we are not afraid to show that we love going out & making the most of the venture out to the city. We get up and dance on tables, the girls are running around doing body shots off of each other at the bar, and we laugh and dance amongst each other. We become noticed & remembered-- not just by fellow club-goers but by club owners and promoters. When was the last time you heard "Do you remember that boring girl who was sitting down and doing nothing all night?" .. yep. NEVER.
People genuinely love fun people... which is why we are often offered VIP tables, free bottles of top-shelf alcohol, and on return to a club- we do not wait in line.

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3. The more haters, the better. Think of the people who criticize your behavior as free publicity! The more people that talk about you, the more people are intrigued by your life, the more people know how exciting you are.........thus: noteriety! TA-DA! Everyone suddenly knows your name and everyone wants to see you at the next hot party.


So in summary: Get hot friends, be crazy fun, and make other less glamorous girls jealous!

Go out and get 'em, stay-at-home Barbie! I believe in you!!!